You have no idea about this, but I saw your browsing history, you've been searching smoking porn at work! I'm going to confront you about it when you drop those files off at my house. You're guilty and now you must pay, otherwise I will out you! From this point forward, you will be my smoking slave. You will buy me my cigarettes and keep me in supply, you will always keep a lighter on you, because as soon as I pull out a cigarette, you will light me up. Then while I'm smoking, you will be my ashtray as I need to ash my cigarette. As far as I see it, this is your only option, otherwise, I wi... Show more