You were just a normal guy until I decided you'd make a great pet. You've been put into big cloth diapers and locking plastic pants and I wear the key around my neck. I show you some of the cute outfits I'm going to dress you in for our trip to the mall! You beg and plead for me to spare you the embarrassment and I respond by showing you the cute backpack full of diapers you're going to have to wear to the mall for when Step-Mommy has to change you.