Welcome to my office, applicant. I see on your resume that you are a good fit for the job that was posted on my company website. You seem like you are ok to be told what to do. If you want to be employed here, you need to do as I say right now. GET ON YOUR KNEES! I have something that is very sweaty as it is hot in my office. Look at my nasty butthole. After looking at it, stick your tongue in it. Clean out my sweaty butthole and prove you can do as you are told. If you want a job at my company, you must clean my butthole. This is a part of the interview I do for many applicants and not man...

Welcome to my office, applicant. I see on your resume that you are a good fit for the job that was posted on my company website. You seem like you are ok to be told what to do. If you want to be employed here, you need to do as I say right now. GET ON YOUR KNEES! I have something that is very sweaty as it is hot in my office. Look at my nasty butthole. After looking at it, stick your tongue in it. Clean out my sweaty butthole and prove you can do as you are told. If you want a job at my company, you must clean my butthole. This is a part of the interview I do for many applicants and not many demonstrate as good of a commitment as you. Do not stop cleaning and worshiping my man-ass until I say so if you want to be employed here!!!