These shoes of mine have walked all over the world! And now they’re super worn and stinky from my travels ...I'll make you sniff them, mmm. Then I give my stinky shoes a proper send off but dirty all over them–much better than just donating or throwing them away, don’t you agree? Mmm, my gifts stinks so good, now my shoes are even stinkier!! You’ll never know the kind of fun you'll have unless you’ve tasted a gift from my shoes!

These shoes of mine have walked all over the world! And now they’re super worn and stinky from my travels ...I'll make you sniff them, mmm. Then I give my stinky shoes a proper send off but dirty all over them–much better than just donating or throwing them away, don’t you agree? Mmm, my gifts stinks so good, now my shoes are even stinkier!! You’ll never know the kind of fun you'll have unless you’ve tasted a gift from my shoes!