On our dinner date before the check comes I cheekily ask you to take out your dick so I see what I’m going home with but when you do... HAHAHAAA Sorry to cackle in such a nice restaurant but its so small!! I spend the rest of our date berating you for not just your small cock but for your un-gentleman-like conduct. Telling you how all my friends will hear about this, wondering if they will find you on dating apps just to see how tiny your cock is. Hilarious! Thanks for the nice date and all but this was our last

On our dinner date before the check comes I cheekily ask you to take out your dick so I see what I’m going home with but when you do... HAHAHAAA Sorry to cackle in such a nice restaurant but its so small!! I spend the rest of our date berating you for not just your small cock but for your un-gentleman-like conduct. Telling you how all my friends will hear about this, wondering if they will find you on dating apps just to see how tiny your cock is. Hilarious! Thanks for the nice date and all but this was our last