It’s so funny to me that your girlfriend tries so hard with a big make up routine, always shaving and dieting but yet, you’re here with me. You just wish your girlfriend would grow out her armpit hair, bush hair. But she doesn’t! Maybe you should just leave her and be with me? You already love how hairy and thick I am. What do you even like about her?

It’s so funny to me that your girlfriend tries so hard with a big make up routine, always shaving and dieting but yet, you’re here with me. You just wish your girlfriend would grow out her armpit hair, bush hair. But she doesn’t! Maybe you should just leave her and be with me? You already love how hairy and thick I am. What do you even like about her?