I wanna be your number one piggy and win us first spot in the fair! But only the biggest piggy wins soooo can I have some cake please mister???? .... Thank you!!!! Eating cake close up with no hands or utensils just making my face all messy while I stuff myself. When you ask to see how my belly hangs I get on all fours and eat more face first into the confetti cake until I’m literally rolling over from being so full. Panting and sighing, almost immobile from stuffing myself. Didn’t make it all the way through the cake but I’m still #1 piggy to you < 3