Do you know why I called you into My office? you couldn't really think that I wouldn't find out. you've greatly underestimated Me. Remember the employee handbook I gave you? I'm sure you read the fine print. The part where I have access to every little thing you do on your work computer. Yes, on top of your ID number, your full name, I believe your emergency contact gives Me your wife's info too, right? I know that you've been watching porn during work hours. I know you've been sitting in on our meetings from the comfort of your home, beating off when you should be paying attention to Me. I...

Do you know why I called you into My office? you couldn't really think that I wouldn't find out. you've greatly underestimated Me. Remember the employee handbook I gave you? I'm sure you read the fine print. The part where I have access to every little thing you do on your work computer. Yes, on top of your ID number, your full name, I believe your emergency contact gives Me your wife's info too, right? I know that you've been watching porn during work hours. I know you've been sitting in on our meetings from the comfort of your home, beating off when you should be paying attention to Me. I can't have an unfocused employee. you're going to do exactly as I say, or I WILL let the whole world know about your little addiction.