Breaking up with you was the best decision I've ever made. Now that we aren't together, I'm having more orgasms than I ever have. your pathetic excuse for a dick was never good enough for Me- you were already reduced to using only you mouth. Even that was an absolute waste of time! you were right to encourage Me to try being with women. They please Me in ways you could never dream of.

Breaking up with you was the best decision I've ever made. Now that we aren't together, I'm having more orgasms than I ever have. your pathetic excuse for a dick was never good enough for Me- you were already reduced to using only you mouth. Even that was an absolute waste of time! you were right to encourage Me to try being with women. They please Me in ways you could never dream of.