So many of you are not up to scratch! Continuously disappointing me with false promises and an underwhelming lack of true subservience. That's why I have a definitive and non negotiable code of conduct for you to adhere too! Simple rules of My House that even YOU can understand. Failure to comply will quickly see you placed in my subhuman trash dispenser!

So many of you are not up to scratch! Continuously disappointing me with false promises and an underwhelming lack of true subservience. That's why I have a definitive and non negotiable code of conduct for you to adhere too! Simple rules of My House that even YOU can understand. Failure to comply will quickly see you placed in my subhuman trash dispenser!