With so many of you flooding my inbox with pathetic and unappreciated dick pics, I thought I would educate you losers on how to take something worth looking at! Allow me to talk you through the perfect angle, the correct way to portray an honest size and something I actually don't mind looking at! I mean...I need a quality honest picture if I am to give you an honest rating right?

With so many of you flooding my inbox with pathetic and unappreciated dick pics, I thought I would educate you losers on how to take something worth looking at! Allow me to talk you through the perfect angle, the correct way to portray an honest size and something I actually don't mind looking at! I mean...I need a quality honest picture if I am to give you an honest rating right?