What is the matter my little man? Are you frightened in the dark? Would you like carer to hop into your cot and lie next to you for a cuddle?

There, let me get under the blanket with you. That feels nice. Do you have wet diaper yet? I need to feel inside it. Oh my goodness, is that a stiffy you have? Hmm let me see. Oh yes, a big stiffy.

Are you still really scared? Maybe if I stroke your stiffy you will feel better. Yes, I think you do. What if I kiss it? Would you like that? Mmm I like your big, thick stiffy. It looks good enough to eat....

What is the matter my little man? Are you frightened in the dark? Would you like carer to hop into your cot and lie next to you for a cuddle?

There, let me get under the blanket with you. That feels nice. Do you have wet diaper yet? I need to feel inside it. Oh my goodness, is that a stiffy you have? Hmm let me see. Oh yes, a big stiffy.

Are you still really scared? Maybe if I stroke your stiffy you will feel better. Yes, I think you do. What if I kiss it? Would you like that? Mmm I like your big, thick stiffy. It looks good enough to eat....