The other day a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go and grab a few drinks with them. Of course I said yes but I when I went to grab my favorite going out pants. It had been awhile since I wore them but I figure they should totally fit. To my surprise that was not the case. I tried my hardest to pull my favorite pair of maroon pants. I jump up & down while pulling with all my strength but no such luck. In panic I try to find another pair of pant and manage to stumble on a pair of olive pants. These pants slide over my bloated belly with a little less effort but I still find myself really ... Show more