A puff of smoke goes up, and a sexy genie appears! She tells you you have ONE wish (only one, because things are tough these days). You tell her your wish, and she can't believe it.

You've never given a woman an orgasm, so that's your wish. "You sure you don't want a mansion or something?" She asks. You're firm on this. So she makes a Hitachi vibrator appear, and shows you what a woman's orgasm looks like.

After she comes, you decide...maybe you did want a mansion after all. Whoops! Too late!