I'm tired of my freeloading boyfriend Conor Coxxx and decide to get a roasting permit from the city to finally eat him and put him to use. First I ride him one last time. Then I tie him up in my pan and baste him. He roasts away in the oven for me, finally becoming a good meal for me.

I'm tired of my freeloading boyfriend Conor Coxxx and decide to get a roasting permit from the city to finally eat him and put him to use. First I ride him one last time. Then I tie him up in my pan and baste him. He roasts away in the oven for me, finally becoming a good meal for me.