So you want me to rate your dick while I'm naked? Fine, but just know that I'm fair and BRUTALLY honest. Just because you think your dick is a ten, doesn't mean that I will. In fact, I've NEVER given out a perfect ten, and I doubt I ever will. I'm going to grade you on length, girth, color, mushroom tip, and overall impression. So if you're not ready for real feedback on your dick, go find someone else to sugarcoat things for you. I don't fuck with crying sissy boys who can't handle the truth.

So you want me to rate your dick while I'm naked? Fine, but just know that I'm fair and BRUTALLY honest. Just because you think your dick is a ten, doesn't mean that I will. In fact, I've NEVER given out a perfect ten, and I doubt I ever will. I'm going to grade you on length, girth, color, mushroom tip, and overall impression. So if you're not ready for real feedback on your dick, go find someone else to sugarcoat things for you. I don't fuck with crying sissy boys who can't handle the truth.