Why do you keep trying to touch my tits, you stupid fuck? THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU AND THEY NEVER WILL BE. You know who they are for? Your boss, your best friend, and even your step-mommy and step-daddy - because I've fucked all of them. It's nothing personal really, it's just that you're such a fucking loser you're destined to sit by and watch everyone you know fuck your girlfriend. Now get your disgusting hands away from my tits or I'll have to keep bitch slapping you with my trusty latex glove.

Why do you keep trying to touch my tits, you stupid fuck? THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU AND THEY NEVER WILL BE. You know who they are for? Your boss, your best friend, and even your step-mommy and step-daddy - because I've fucked all of them. It's nothing personal really, it's just that you're such a fucking loser you're destined to sit by and watch everyone you know fuck your girlfriend. Now get your disgusting hands away from my tits or I'll have to keep bitch slapping you with my trusty latex glove.