A two dollar bill? Is that all you fucking brought for me today? You need to do a lot better than that if you want to stay my pay piggy. How does the saying go - queerer than a two dollar bill? That sums you up, all right. Yep, I know all your secrets, your fucking loser - including that you like dicks up your ass. Now hold still, bi boy, while I slap you in the face with this two dollar bill and make you try to fetch it from between my pretty toes. You need to use a girly queer voice to try to get it back. Making fun of you is the best way for you to learn that I take my draining seriously, a...

A two dollar bill? Is that all you fucking brought for me today? You need to do a lot better than that if you want to stay my pay piggy. How does the saying go - queerer than a two dollar bill? That sums you up, all right. Yep, I know all your secrets, your fucking loser - including that you like dicks up your ass. Now hold still, bi boy, while I slap you in the face with this two dollar bill and make you try to fetch it from between my pretty toes. You need to use a girly queer voice to try to get it back. Making fun of you is the best way for you to learn that I take my draining seriously, and so should you.