What do we have here? Why, it's your favorite comic book, the one you keep in plastic and never let anyone touch because it's so "valuable." Guess what loser, I do what I want and today I'm taking a huge piss all over it to teach you that your nerd stuff is stupid and you need to grow the fuck up. News flash, super heroes aren't real and the only power you'll ever have is never being able to make a girl cum. Now get ready because I just drank a huge iced coffee and I ate asparagus for dinner last night.

What do we have here? Why, it's your favorite comic book, the one you keep in plastic and never let anyone touch because it's so "valuable." Guess what loser, I do what I want and today I'm taking a huge piss all over it to teach you that your nerd stuff is stupid and you need to grow the fuck up. News flash, super heroes aren't real and the only power you'll ever have is never being able to make a girl cum. Now get ready because I just drank a huge iced coffee and I ate asparagus for dinner last night.