We both know your step-mom's hot, and you're so very not. So maybe I snooped through her underwear drawer when we were visiting last weekend and found her thong collection to try out for myself, as well as a few other goodies (like her dildos) that I may have to take for a test drive. Hopefully she and I can use them together sometime - after we laugh about what you nerd you are, that is.

We both know your step-mom's hot, and you're so very not. So maybe I snooped through her underwear drawer when we were visiting last weekend and found her thong collection to try out for myself, as well as a few other goodies (like her dildos) that I may have to take for a test drive. Hopefully she and I can use them together sometime - after we laugh about what you nerd you are, that is.