Today is just a lazy day and I have nothing better to do than to fart in your face and you have nothing better to do than to just sit there and take it. I didn't even feel like getting out of bed today. And then I thought hmm I don't really need to get out of bed, but I can sit here and fart in your face. Eventually I remove my comfy sweatpants and have my bare ass right in your face. After farting some more at one point my asshole is wet and squirts a little clear liquid at you. I burp once or twice too and you can hear my stomach rumbling occasionally. I shake my butt at you and back it u... Show more