I have been feeling really naughty ever since I got home, wearing my skirt and knee high socks, and I want to inflate myself really big. I always forget to measure myself before and after so I'm going to start with that. Right at my belly button it is 30.5 inches, below my belly button is 32 inches, and above is 29 inches. Now it is time to start inflating. I turn around and show off my butt as I insert the tube. I start to inflate myself and glance out the window watching a truck drive by. Be funny if they looked up, not that they'd know what I was doing. I keep inflating myself. Oo! I jus... Show more