I love showing off my tongue, uvula, and mouth to you. Like my glittery lips? It is one of my new colors from Christmas. I put it on special for New Year's Eve for you. So glittery and sparkly. Kiss kiss kiss. Ahhh. Mmm so New Year's Eve. It is almost midnight. Just a short while it'll be a new year. I think I know just the thing to usher in a brand new year. I know normally we would share a midnight kiss, but I think I have an even better idea. I think instead of a midnight kiss we should make it even more special with a midnight swallow. Now I know what you're thinking, not that kind of s...

I love showing off my tongue, uvula, and mouth to you. Like my glittery lips? It is one of my new colors from Christmas. I put it on special for New Year's Eve for you. So glittery and sparkly. Kiss kiss kiss. Ahhh. Mmm so New Year's Eve. It is almost midnight. Just a short while it'll be a new year. I think I know just the thing to usher in a brand new year. I know normally we would share a midnight kiss, but I think I have an even better idea. I think instead of a midnight kiss we should make it even more special with a midnight swallow. Now I know what you're thinking, not that kind of swallow. No. I want to swallow you, all of you right down my throat. Swallow you whole. Are you scared? You probably should be, but you know. New year, new you, and new me with you in my belly. Inside of me, giving me good luck for the whole new year. You want me to succeed don't you? You want me to be happy don't you? Well this would be the happiest and I think really good luck for me for the new year. If you would just let me swallow you at midnight. I know you're scared, but change can be good. It would be great for you to take on a new form, a new residence up in my belly. Well midnight is almost here. It's now or never? What do you say? Doesn't my mouth look tantalizing? Wouldn't you like to be nice and warm and safe and comforted in my belly for the whole year? Hmm? Forever? Protected. You wouldn't have to worry about a thing. A job. Responsibilities. Life. It all goes away. And you have nothing to worry about because I'll take care of you. Doesn't that sound nice? I know. Now it is time for the countdown. Ahhhh. I place you in my mouth and make my count down with my mouth full of you...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...Happy New Year! You see my epiglottis and my throat opening and closing before you disappear down my throat. Ahhh mmmm. Delicious. Starting the new year off right. I wonder what other things I'll swallow in 2018, but I promise you'll always be my favorite. Happy New Year!