I just got home from the gym and am ready to show you my dirty sweaty feet. I show you my filthy socks, they are almost ripped to shreds, worn through in the balls of feet and heels. They smell disgusting! I take off those gross gross socks and show you my feet, man do they smell! My long elegant feet are covered in lint, dirty, stinky and smelly! Whatever will I do? Hopefully a filthy little lint licker will come along to help me.