Watch my big, sexy nose sniff this giant white onion. *sniff sniff* OMG how it burns! Immediately my eyes begin to water and black tears run down my face as this damn onion completely ruins my make up. See how red my eyes are? The stinging is so strong I can hardly keep them open. While I'm dealing with tears the onion fumes continue to rise into my nostrils causing me to cry, cough, hock, spit and blow my nose. I end up looking like hell.