Just bought a new dress! i love it, but I'm not happy with how my belly looks, it doesn't show off my sexy hump as much as I'd like. I'm going out tonight, and really want to show off my curves, so.....I got a pie!

I stuff my piggy face, eating with my hands, getting as much as I can shovel into my mouth. THis should make my belly bloat nicely. Eating the pie so quickly will ensure I bloat nicely:)