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You are excited to have me stay with you, you think it will be fun like a sleepover. You joke that you're a slob, but I don't realize how much.

You just strip down to a T-shirt and bikini underwear. You say how comfortable it is and I should relax while you order food. You order something and you stuff yourself and burp while talking.

You say it is totally cool for me to rest in your bed with you too. As we're laying in bed, you fart constantly and joke about the food and how loud and bad they are. You think dutch ovens are hilarious.

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