**Custom** I sit quietly minding my own business. Suddenly, I hear booming footsteps. Into the frame of my window is a massive belly button. “Babyy, are you in there??” A loud and booming voice yells. The giant face of my girlfriend, now giant-sized, looks into the window. She giggles and burps loudly into the window (big reverb burp). She pulls me out of the house and brings me to her giant face.

She gives me a giant kiss. “I told you I’d get bigger!” She sets me down on the ground and poses as she towers over me. “I eat whatever and whenever I want now, the world’s my buffet. Now... Show more