Yes honey, I know you'll be gone all night. I'm not getting dressed up for you. I'm going out to have some fun tonight. I'm just going to make some new friends and invite them over for a fun night. Yes, more than one. Hopefully. I'd love to find a whole team to play with. I only get this opportunity once a year after all. Why don't you watch me get dressed up for my slutty night out and I'll tell you about my plans. Don't worry babe, I'm going to save the best for you. I know I'll be completely exhausted when they're done with me so you're on cleanup duty. I'll just be here in bed waiting when...

Yes honey, I know you'll be gone all night. I'm not getting dressed up for you. I'm going out to have some fun tonight. I'm just going to make some new friends and invite them over for a fun night. Yes, more than one. Hopefully. I'd love to find a whole team to play with. I only get this opportunity once a year after all. Why don't you watch me get dressed up for my slutty night out and I'll tell you about my plans. Don't worry babe, I'm going to save the best for you. I know I'll be completely exhausted when they're done with me so you're on cleanup duty. I'll just be here in bed waiting when you get home.