I'm just doing a little shopping for you when you walk into the bedroom and find me on my phone. What am I buying? I'm buying you a chastity cage. Let me explain why. There are so many things you don't accomplish, and to be honest you just aren't the man I married any longer. We never go out. We never have fun. You don't go out with your friends anymore. You don't do anything but masturbate. You've become a little golum just hunched over your phone all the time. It's pathetic. You're wasting your life, and I'm wasting mine by being with you. This has to stop. Consider it an intervention. It's ...

I'm just doing a little shopping for you when you walk into the bedroom and find me on my phone. What am I buying? I'm buying you a chastity cage. Let me explain why. There are so many things you don't accomplish, and to be honest you just aren't the man I married any longer. We never go out. We never have fun. You don't go out with your friends anymore. You don't do anything but masturbate. You've become a little golum just hunched over your phone all the time. It's pathetic. You're wasting your life, and I'm wasting mine by being with you. This has to stop. Consider it an intervention. It's time I take control instead of letting your addiction control you. When this cage arrives you're going into chastity. I promise you're going to love the results. Are you ready to get started?