I've had a few complaints about you and while I know you're a good employee I do need to punish you. And at our company, that means corporeal punishment. Now as your boss I got to choose what to use. A cane? A paddle? I decided on this fun little devil called the Evil Stick. I know, I know, it's a small thing, but there's a reason they call it Evil. A light little tap is nothing, but with some follow through...oh, you'll be feeling it for days.