We've been on a few dates and it's going really well... but you seem reluctant to take it any further! I want to take things to the next level! I'm really excited to get closer to you... but as soon as you unzip your trousers and get it out... I'm absolutely disgusted! It's hideous, tiny, and I can't believe I wanted to have sex with you. Horrified, I mock you and insult you before telling you I never want to see you again.

We've been on a few dates and it's going really well... but you seem reluctant to take it any further! I want to take things to the next level! I'm really excited to get closer to you... but as soon as you unzip your trousers and get it out... I'm absolutely disgusted! It's hideous, tiny, and I can't believe I wanted to have sex with you. Horrified, I mock you and insult you before telling you I never want to see you again.