You know how people say New year, new me? They strive to fix their bad habits, make new year resolutions, get better at certain things... Well, for you, there's at least one thing that I know for sure will stay the same in the upcoming year. You will still be a premature ejaculator! You're useless in bed and you're well aware of the fact that no woman would want a two pump champ like you. But don't despair, your premature orgasms always manage to make me laugh and instructing you to stroke is so easy, I love it! My gift for you is this amazingly hot tease and encouragement as I allow you to...

You know how people say New year, new me? They strive to fix their bad habits, make new year resolutions, get better at certain things... Well, for you, there's at least one thing that I know for sure will stay the same in the upcoming year. You will still be a premature ejaculator! You're useless in bed and you're well aware of the fact that no woman would want a two pump champ like you. But don't despair, your premature orgasms always manage to make me laugh and instructing you to stroke is so easy, I love it! My gift for you is this amazingly hot tease and encouragement as I allow you to show off your quick cumming skills. If you actually make it through my tease without losing control, you will explode in a matter of seconds after I give you the green light and get topless. Christmas has come early this year, just like you!

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