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It's hilarious - how did you manage to stay a virgin for so long?? You're either extremely shy, very ugly, or wildly unsuccessful in all areas - but most probably all of those combined! The fact is, not even the best pick up artist would be able to help you to get laid. You're a hopeless case. You have nothing to offer to a woman and will remain a virgin forever. Lucky for you, not only do I LOVE making fun of virgin losers, I also love showing off all the amazing goodies you as a virgin will never get to enjoy. It's so much fun, teasing you with my amazing big tits and exquisite ass - not only will you never touch MY tits and ass, ANY tits and ass are off limits for you, virgin boy! You are FOREVER denied by LIFE itself! Speaking of denial, I prepared a surprise for you. An cum denial game of chance, a tantalizing tease for a virgin loser. How many days will you have to spend without an orgasm?