It must be hard, being a premature ejaculator in today's gooner's world. Gooning seems to be everywhere. There's just no way you can edge yourself for hours and hours, sometimes days at a time - you were simply not created for that at all! You were created to explode as fast as you can! All you want to do is stroke real fast and cum real quick, like a real premie loser. Luckily for you this is a safe space for two pump champs like you! I accept you the way you are, and let you show off your premature ejaculation skills. I love teasing you about your sexual ineptitude as I make it impossible...

It must be hard, being a premature ejaculator in today's gooner's world. Gooning seems to be everywhere. There's just no way you can edge yourself for hours and hours, sometimes days at a time - you were simply not created for that at all! You were created to explode as fast as you can! All you want to do is stroke real fast and cum real quick, like a real premie loser. Luckily for you this is a safe space for two pump champs like you! I accept you the way you are, and let you show off your premature ejaculation skills. I love teasing you about your sexual ineptitude as I make it impossible for you to last longer, with my encouragement and perfect round titties pushed in your face. There's also something personal in my enjoyment that you can sense and it makes it all so much spicier - I'll tell you about it today. And then I'll let you do what you do best - be my premature ejaculator!