I love making fun of you - as in men in general as well as specifically you. Knowing your weak spots and flaws makes it so much easier to press all the right buttons. For example, I know you have a problem with premature ejaculation. You are a premature loser who always fails at having good long passionate sex. You just always squirt too fast! Naturally your sex life is nonexistent because you'd do anything to avoid the embarrassment, feeling like a complete and utter loser isn't fun... But it could be! I want you to embrace it. Embrace being a fast-squirting loser, wear the title with prid... Show more