I can't believe you're still a virgin! Oh wait, I actually totally can. A pathetic sexless freak forever dreaming of the day you'll lose your virginity but that day never coming! It's good to give up your silly fantasies, women are way better off without ever having to worry about running into a sexless loser like you on dating apps. It's way more appropriate for you to realize what exactly you are, and stay my sexless pussy free virgin loser forever!