I've sat you down because we need to talk. There's something I think you should know. This conversation is going to be awkward, but I've been your friend so long that it’d be more awkward if I kept this news a secret from you. Your girlfriend is cheating on you. After years of getting no good dick, she couldn’t take it anymore. I explain to you that for women, it’s one thing to treat us like a princess and spend lots of money on us and all (don’t get me wrong, I appreciate that), but you men also have to pound our pussies right or we'll eventually find a stunt cock that will. It’s nothing p... Show more