I've got a huge crush on you, my sexy coworker. You're so sweet, always remembering my birthday, so helpful, always getting your reports done on time, and so cute, always dressing like the cover of GQ. But most of all, I love the way you stare at me all the time. So, I call you into my office for objectifying me and threaten to contact HR unless you does exactly what I say.

So of course, I orders you to strip so I can objectify you too. I tease you by crossing and uncrossing my bare legs and dangling and dropping my high heels off my bare feet.