My step-mother always told me to eat my vegetables as a . I'm not sure this is what she had in mind, but I know she'd be so proud of me getting my daily serving of carrots! My thinking is why eat just them when you can put them up your ass first, then eat.

My step-mother always told me to eat my vegetables as a . I'm not sure this is what she had in mind, but I know she'd be so proud of me getting my daily serving of carrots! My thinking is why eat just them when you can put them up your ass first, then eat.