Yes, I do have a $500 titty flash for sale in My store; why would you buy the $600 instead? This titty flash must be bigger and better than the less expensive one. Obviously, that is the reason for the higher price tag.

Certainly, it's not because you know that you deserve to be ripped off and denied, and so you know you must pay more for less. Of course not. Behind this paywall lies everything you've ever dreamed, a well-earned prize.

Buy it and claim it, beta. You know you want to.

Gender neutral.

Yes, I do have a $500 titty flash for sale in My store; why would you buy the $600 instead? This titty flash must be bigger and better than the less expensive one. Obviously, that is the reason for the higher price tag.

Certainly, it's not because you know that you deserve to be ripped off and denied, and so you know you must pay more for less. Of course not. Behind this paywall lies everything you've ever dreamed, a well-earned prize.

Buy it and claim it, beta. You know you want to.

Gender neutral.