My eager devotees are undoubtedly wondering: what does a Goddess like Me want for Christmas? A goddess like Me, who doesn't give a fuck about your financial stability or well-being, who has Her greedy eyes set on whatever little holiday bonuses you've accrued, who loves to encourage you to pump away your life savings no matter the consequence because your insignificant little life has no meaning?

What could possibly be on My wishlist... care to guess, bitch?

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.

My eager devotees are undoubtedly wondering: what does a Goddess like Me want for Christmas? A goddess like Me, who doesn't give a fuck about your financial stability or well-being, who has Her greedy eyes set on whatever little holiday bonuses you've accrued, who loves to encourage you to pump away your life savings no matter the consequence because your insignificant little life has no meaning?

What could possibly be on My wishlist... care to guess, bitch?

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.