How does a shrimp-dicked loser like you even manage to jerk off? It's not like you have enough to fill your hand...so what, you wrap a couple fingers around it? Even that seems far too dignified for the likes of you and that pathetic growth sprouting between your legs.

If you ask Me, it looks far more like a clit. And you know how people with clits jerk off? Why, they rub it with their fingers!

Diddle your little clitty for Me as I remind you what a sad excuse of a man you are, teasing you with the outline of My unattainable pussy; I might even count you down to orgasm, or...

How does a shrimp-dicked loser like you even manage to jerk off? It's not like you have enough to fill your hand...so what, you wrap a couple fingers around it? Even that seems far too dignified for the likes of you and that pathetic growth sprouting between your legs.

If you ask Me, it looks far more like a clit. And you know how people with clits jerk off? Why, they rub it with their fingers!

Diddle your little clitty for Me as I remind you what a sad excuse of a man you are, teasing you with the outline of My unattainable pussy; I might even count you down to orgasm, or at least, whatever semblance of an orgasm you can muster from your diddling.

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a (small) penis.