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conservative idiots like you spend excessive time colluding with your conservative pals about how to stop the "gay agenda". Sure, you claim it's due to wanting to uphold "traditional family values," but I think it's something deeper than that.

The reason you're so afraid of the "gay agenda" is because you fear it's working on you. But no, it's not the "gay agenda." You see, deep down, you're just a big, gay cock slut. You were born a homo, no matter how much you try to fight it. Whether strapped to a hot, freaky chick like Me or attached to a big, burly hunk from Grindr, you want cocks of all kinds shoved down your throat, painting your face with cum, stretching out your tight little asshole.

Don't worry; all your conservative buddies are closeted cocksuckers too. But all of you are too cowardly to own it, so I'll just have to keep you here and pound your holes with My big pink cock as I degrade you for your embarrassing political projections.

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