Hello and welcome to My practice, porn-brained gooner! My name is Miss Arelia, sex counsellor extraordinaire, and if anyone can help combat your problem, it's Me!

It's clear that your case is an especially severe one, given that you can't even make it through our appointment without getting hard at the sight of My cleavage. We may need to take some severe measures. We may need to completely REMOVE all temptation.

Don't worry, gooner. I promise you'll be so much better off! I'm an expert, after all.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.

Hello and welcome to My practice, porn-brained gooner! My name is Miss Arelia, sex counsellor extraordinaire, and if anyone can help combat your problem, it's Me!

It's clear that your case is an especially severe one, given that you can't even make it through our appointment without getting hard at the sight of My cleavage. We may need to take some severe measures. We may need to completely REMOVE all temptation.

Don't worry, gooner. I promise you'll be so much better off! I'm an expert, after all.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.