Since someone like you doesn't have a chance in Hell of ever getting a date, I've decided to take pity on you and give you the date night of your dreams!

Of course, a loser's date night looks a bit different from a normal date. You'll be spending quality time with a beautiful Woman, yes, but instead of bubbling romance and the promise of sex, I'll be mercilessly fucking your wallet!

Financial ruin is worth it to obtain even the tiniest speck of attention from a Woman who wouldn't otherwise give a single solitary fuck about you.

Gender neutral.

Since someone like you doesn't have a chance in Hell of ever getting a date, I've decided to take pity on you and give you the date night of your dreams!

Of course, a loser's date night looks a bit different from a normal date. You'll be spending quality time with a beautiful Woman, yes, but instead of bubbling romance and the promise of sex, I'll be mercilessly fucking your wallet!

Financial ruin is worth it to obtain even the tiniest speck of attention from a Woman who wouldn't otherwise give a single solitary fuck about you.

Gender neutral.