Hopeless, unloveable, unfuckable losers still have one option to experience the joys of female companionship: You can pay for a Girlfriend Experience!

However, I think it important to keep said experience as true-to-life as possible. In some alternate reality where you're able to convince some poor girl to be your girlfriend, there's no way it would be the normal, loving relationship that comes to mind! No, for the likes of you? Any girlfriend you could get would no doubt use, degrade, cuck, and discard you. Just the way you deserve!

It's a good thing you've learned to sex...

Hopeless, unloveable, unfuckable losers still have one option to experience the joys of female companionship: You can pay for a Girlfriend Experience!

However, I think it important to keep said experience as true-to-life as possible. In some alternate reality where you're able to convince some poor girl to be your girlfriend, there's no way it would be the normal, loving relationship that comes to mind! No, for the likes of you? Any girlfriend you could get would no doubt use, degrade, cuck, and discard you. Just the way you deserve!

It's a good thing you've learned to sexualize mean, bratty, demanding women. Middle fingers make you hard. L-signs make your nasty cock leak. It's the best-case scenario, isn't it?

I'll totally be your girlfriend, as long as you pay me enough for the privilege of being my loser bitch boyfriend!

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.