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Your wife caught you stroking to porn and it is obvious you're addicted to buying clips and gooning while she is napping next to you. She has mandated that you see someone to fix this problem; enter Me, Miss Arelia, one of the top counsellors in the country!

I assure you, I really am here to help cure you of your problem. Look at My very professional blazer and glasses! I'm sure you won't find My delicious peek of cleavage terrifically distracting. Certainly I won't exacerbate your little problem, leading to your wife writing you off as the lost cau...

(custom, no names used)

Your wife caught you stroking to porn and it is obvious you're addicted to buying clips and gooning while she is napping next to you. She has mandated that you see someone to fix this problem; enter Me, Miss Arelia, one of the top counsellors in the country!

I assure you, I really am here to help cure you of your problem. Look at My very professional blazer and glasses! I'm sure you won't find My delicious peek of cleavage terrifically distracting. Certainly I won't exacerbate your little problem, leading to your wife writing you off as the lost cause you are and leaving you. Why would I do that? Of course not to train you into My own little stroke slave, doling out and denying orgasms as I see fit, dragging you deeper into the throes of addiction.

No, I'd never!

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis married to a woman.