This is the 3rd installment of My Loser Taxes series. Find the others here:

Loser Taxes: Send If... Game

Loser Taxes: Send If... Game 2

As a hot person, nothing ruins My day quite like laying eyes on an ugly bitch. I think I deserve to be financially compensated for the number of ugly bitches in the world, and that's where you come in!

Simple: I have a list of 15 taxes. For...

This is the 3rd installment of My Loser Taxes series. Find the others here:

Loser Taxes: Send If... Game

Loser Taxes: Send If... Game 2

As a hot person, nothing ruins My day quite like laying eyes on an ugly bitch. I think I deserve to be financially compensated for the number of ugly bitches in the world, and that's where you come in!

Simple: I have a list of 15 taxes. For each tax that I list that applies to you, you owe $20. Will I mock your height? Your poor grooming decisions? Other genetic misfortunes that mark you as a chronically ugly loser?

I'm just being honest, bitch. How kind of Me!

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.