Poor little virgin loser, never getting to experience the joys of sex or love...

What if I told you there was an answer? A way to indulge in all the things you thought you'd never have?

You already have a lover: your hand. You know how to fuck your hand, but do you know how to make love? Caress her. Kiss her. Appreciate her. Savour her. And if you love her right, maybe she'll even let you blow your load inside her.

Don't let anyone tell you virgin losers don't deserve to make sweet, sweet love!

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.

Poor little virgin loser, never getting to experience the joys of sex or love...

What if I told you there was an answer? A way to indulge in all the things you thought you'd never have?

You already have a lover: your hand. You know how to fuck your hand, but do you know how to make love? Caress her. Kiss her. Appreciate her. Savour her. And if you love her right, maybe she'll even let you blow your load inside her.

Don't let anyone tell you virgin losers don't deserve to make sweet, sweet love!

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.